Tush-tastic: LMAO!

I’ve been umm-ing and ahh-ing about whether to post this; does it compromise my MO? Can the Fashionable Rat be seen to have dealings with such a Thing? (capitalisation and italics very much deserved). But, reservations aside, they do say variety is the spice of life…and laughter is the best medicine – trust me…after this you will need medication – so…

Roll up! Roll up! Introducing the mind-boggling, the insane, the WTF of the century…’The Backtacular Gluteal Cleft Shield.‘ (Sadly I can’t take credit for the name – totally out of my spin-league). It may not be wonderful, it sure as hell isn’t beautiful but (by Jove!) it’s WEIRD, and (supposedly) a trend, er, enjoy

Let those low-rise jeans hang even lower, because designer Kimberly Brewer has created the solution to the pesky bum crack issue in the Backtacular Gluteal Cleft Shield.

The Backtacular bum crack cover is just a simple hypoallergenic shield that is applied directly to the skin. Not only are the shields made of denim, but Brewer has designed this innovative solution to plumber’s crack with rhinestone and stud patterns for that extra flair.

The Backtacular bum crack cover is the simplest solution to protect that gluteal cleft from unintended exposure.

Original article posted on Trend Hunter (where, incidentally, you can find more bizarre butt-based trends)

Personally, I’ve never really considered rhinestones as having (let alone adding) “flair”…but then neither have I considered inserting a “hypoallergenic shield” into my “gluteal cleft.”

Your thoughts?! Also interested to know if anyone has actually seen someone ‘working’ one of these – and whether you were kind enough to offer them directions to the nearest mental health facility…

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